One last thing
Because I’m still awake, editing and posting a disclaimer and tagging (a story for another time) and generally feeling like I’m almost situated here.
Shoot. Lost my train… oh yeah.
So we go from no picture save the masthead to two pictures, both of my penis.… The reason for this — briefly now: I like my penis. I want to show it to you. Also, I know when A____ reads this, probably in a rush on the way to work, it’s going to get her panties wet, which will be fun too, and really, I don’t have the other pictures ready yet.
There will be time for all things photo. For now, you get a large dose of my penis.
Good night for real.
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